
It seems I have been taking the impending robotic invasion too lightly. Not only have these foul mechanical fiends taken over our eating establishments, it seems now that they’ve taken over health care! Yes my friends, it is true! There are robot doctors, blood testers, and even *gasp* receptionists stalking the hallowed halls of your medical facility of choice.
But fear not citizens, we humans are not as defenseless as these soulless simulacra may think we are! We shall strike back using strength enhancing exoskeletons and our powerful lasers! Take that, robot tortoise!